5.Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend
I still haven't found a girlfriend though I've tried a lot so
can you help me please it's tougher than I thought. The odds are
pretty good but the goods are pretty odd still at this point I'd
take anything you've got. You see this all the time nice girls
in love with jerks what could they be thinking tell me how it
works. If I've got some problems well I wouldn't be the first
but the ones I have in mind are even worse and even Hitler had a
girlfriend who he could always call who'd always be there for
him in spite of all his faults. He was the worst guy ever
reviled and despised even Hitler had a girlfriend so why can't
I？ life is full of contradictions hard to understand and for
every happy woman there's a lonely man. Nixon had his puppy
Charles Manson had his clan but God forbid that I get a
girlfriend. Even Hitler had a girlfriend who he could call his
own to sweeten days of bitterness and feeling all alone. I'm not
as bad as Hitler but it doesn't mean a thing since they'd rather
be with Hitler more than me I don't see why they'd rather be
with Hitler more than me＊
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